A hypothetical cross between Krampus and the Grinch (Aster is Max)

[Private to the Admiral]

I object. I do not - I will not not be bribed into celebrating this. I've been making gifts for people anyway.


[Open spam

[Marsh can be found on deck, unceremoniously tossing his communicator overboard. He can also be found scowling and hurrying through the halls as the damn thing reappears in each empty room he enters, prompting him to turn around and go the opposite direction.]


( the most reluctant gift list )