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Marsh || Steel Inquisitor ([personal profile] myironeyes) wrote2014-12-05 09:42 pm

Uncle Spikes Wants You (for barge chef)

[Public Video]

[For those who have not seen Marsh before - and he does keep to himself, sometimes - the sight of him and the steel spikes pounded bloodlessly through his eye sockets may be a bit of a shock.]

Esther Coleman has departed from the barge. Her cabin has reverted to standard.

She was not a kind young woman, but the world was not kind with her, and she - she had very little hope in her life. But she carried on.

[Brief though it is, it is a very sincere eulogy, one he feels a great deal of kinship for. He hopes the kitchen was a small solace to her, while she worked their - a place she could be respected purely for her performance, a place where she need not hide or pretend or be interrogated. But now he'll never know.]

We are now short six kitchen staff inmates, and although we appreciate our volunteer on-call wardens greatly, this cannot continue.

Wardens, if your inmates' files contain no poisoning or cannibalism, they are now candidates for kitchen work. Inmates, if you're getting bored of our current staples -

[Barge food isn't bad, but neither Marsh nor Ben are especially creative.]

- the position comes with considerable menu control.

If we don't get at least four new inmate staff, I will start drafting people.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] Star Wars prequel syndrome)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-12-10 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And powers. Worshippers and powers.

That's kinda standard for whatever world you came from, but in my world it's pretty goddamn impressive. My gods have a lower standard to reach.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] derp shrug)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-12-10 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? My thoughts exactly.

I might be heading out of town for a few days. Do you want him there while I'm able to get called in to supervise, or do you want him a.s.a.p.?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-12-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Promise him Oreos and he's yours.