super grown up mature responsible spikewarden

[myironeyes]

I smiled, and you missed it.

[He is fairly confident this taunt will summon Kelsier from any corner of the multiverse. And there are other friends he wouldn't mind hearing from either.]

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[Video]

[tricksandmischief]

Was it a grand event?

[Video]

[myironeyes]

Quite.

[Video]

[tricksandmischief]

What a shame that it was missed.

[onlysurvivor]

You're kidding. You're not kidding.

Wait, wait, wait. You smiled?

[myironeyes]

I was very drunk.

[onlysurvivor]

You were drunk? You know how badly I've wanted to see that!

You must tell me what happened!

[myironeyes]

My inmate graduated. I wanted to celebrate. Iris...helped.

[He's still really pleased. Have a sorta smile.]

[onlysurvivor]

That's wonderful! Ah, of course she did. While I would have loved to do the honors but I'm glad she took it on.

Oh, and I see that smile. Don't hide it.

[myironeyes]

[Yes, alright, fine. He ducks his head a little, but there it is.]

So I'll be coming home soon. Maybe.

[irishrotter]

[Sorry, Marsh. Simon is here to ruin your fun. He sends Marsh a still of Dean's current post; more specifically, a picture of Dean's apron. He doesn't raise his voice above speaking level, but he looks quite openly furious about it.]

You're the one in charge of the kitchens, if I'm not mistaken. Aren't you?

[myironeyes]

[Poor Simon. There's just one problem with his plan: Marsh can't actually see anything on the communicators. So all he knows is that Simon sounds kind of testy.]

I am.

[irishrotter]

[He is angry enough that this has not, in fact, occurred to him. Marsh has always seemed like he can see despite the spikes, anyway. If he can survive them, why not?]

And this is how you let your staff present themselves?

[myironeyes]

Are my staff doing something?

[irishrotter]

You don't--

[And then it hits him. He cuts off abruptly, voice going a little stiff with embarrassment.]

I thought you'd still be able to see.

[myironeyes]

I see shapes, but not light. The communicator is always just a box.

[gravelly and vaguely apologetic]

[irishrotter]

[Which doesn't deter him from being upset, even if the focus of his anger has shifted back to Dean.]

"Keep calm and kill zombies." One of your employees is wearing an apron with that written on it.

[myironeyes]

[He does a faint owl-like head tilt. He wonders if it's Dean or Clementine. Probably not T'Pol.]

I asked the admiral to provide aprons they would like for Christmas. I am sorry for my part in disturbing you.

[irishrotter]

Yeah. I'm sure he does like it.

[Oh, he's happy to name names. More than happy to. At this point, he'll also be happy to punch Dean in the stomach, right over the fake bloody handprints.]

[myironeyes]

[Marsh shrugs, a vague ripple of cloak. Dean has very few things he likes.]

I'm not going to take it away. If he has actually threatened anyone since the last incident, you should speak to his warden.

[irishrotter]

You're not serious.

[myironeyes]

[Marsh is always serious.

But he's quiet, for a while, because while he knows he won't take the present back, Simon deserves Marsh's full consideration. His mouth pinches a bit, solemn.]

In my world, my life is - was - illegal. My mother was tortured and executed for bearing us, and my brother and I spent decades on the fringes and in hiding. If the joke were about killing skaa, or half-breeds -

I would not allow it my presence. But I would not have the right to take it from him.

And you do not frequent the kitchen.

[irishrotter]

He murdered an undead person less than two weeks ago and now he puts a joke about killing my people on the network -- the public network -- and you don't see that as a threat? You condone it by letting him wear it in the establishment that you represent?

[Marsh can't see Simon's face, but he's no longer bothering to hide the pure disgust, nearly loathing, in his voice. No, he's no longer only angry at Dean.]

And your excuse for allowing it is that someone like me wouldn't usually see it. That makes it okay.

[myironeyes]

Inmates are frequently killers, and frequently have cruel beliefs. That is not okay.

If you had reason to be there, I would turn him out instead rather than subject you to it if he were unwilling to lay it aside. But I don't think taking it would make him feel any differently, except perhaps more resentful.

If you think he should be punished for accepting what the admiral provided, that should also be brought up with his own warden.

[irishrotter]

I don't care how he feels. I care that he thinks, right now, that he can get away with putting that filth out on the air because no one gives enough of a damn about us to tell him no.

[And Dean isn't the only one who's resentful here.]

I care that you're making excuses to let one of your employees keep his toy instead of doing what should be done and protecting the other people on this ship. And even if that were legitimate and not just another way of letting more anti-undead sentiment slip by, not all of us stay out of the cafeteria. The young woman whose neck he snapped has to go there. My friends have to go there. I'm glad to see how welcome they are.

[He's not sticking around to argue about this any further -- he hangs up. If Marsh won't take the vile thing away, he's more than happy to attend to this himself.]